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BrainDo Launches 4 New Services

 

We’re proud to announce our expansion beyond digital consulting into four new exciting industries.

Mountain BrainDew

Recently, we’ve been thirsty. So thirsty we decided we needed to launch our own brand of soda! You will soon be able to stock your fridge with cases of pure, refreshing Mountain BrainDew (made from real dew).

JUST BRAINDO IT

The reason why we’re always so thirsty is that the BrainDo team is always working out. Most of us run a 4-minute mile to work (without breaking a sweat). It was just a matter of time before we took our passion for fitness and athleticism and partnered with Mike, a local shoe manufacturer. Mike, Just BrainDo It.

BrainDewey Decimal System

We’ve already tackled the toughest indexing problems Google can throw at us, so we figured, why not optimize the birthplace of SEO: your local library. Get ready for an epic revamp of the card catalog with the BrainDewey Decimal system.

BrainDoo Wop

We’ve been so enthralled by the joy of 1950’s Doo Wop that we are starting our own studio! We’ve been looking at the numbers and the music industry is about to take off with a surge of old school Motown. Get ready for a Temptations reboot!

 

Oh, by the way…

April Fools!

While we’re (sadly) not expanding into the worlds of thirst-quenching colas and international athletics, we’re still providing top tier digital services to our partners and clients. Stick around and read a few of our articles or hit us up if you have a new project or problem, we’re happy to hear from you!